May 2013
37 posts
Don't get confused between my personality and my...
sodamnrelatable:
it’s funny how i was the fastest sperm and now i barely move at all
lumos5000:
theshirelock:
if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes
someone found a real life plot hole
periods are ridiculous i shouldn’t be punished for not getting pregnant
populardad:
there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
b-nksy:
I think taylor swift should walk in while kim kardashian is in labor and say “hey kanye i know you’re having a baby and all, but i just wanted to say that beyonce had the best baby of all time
seeka-greatperhaps:
do you ever have imaginary/potential conversations with people in your head but then catch yourself accidentally mouthing the words out or making faces that would go along with your reactions in the conversation
I’ve never felt more understood
liarnjamespayne:
in 5th grade they made my class do a seminar thing on drugs and we had to sign an anti-drug pledge and afterwards they gave us these really fancy certificates declaring that we would be drug free forever and i ended up rolling a joint with mine in freshman year so there u go
when my bra matches my underwear i really feel like i have my life together
a-sexy-cat:
vvebkinz:
sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now
I’m so sleepy of your shit
annoying person: you need anger management classes
me: you need shut the fuck up classes
moriatea:
confessions-of-a-teenage-fitblr:
plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family
#worth it
“What kind of world do we live in when young men are so proud of violating...”
– “In Rape Tragedies, the Shame Is Ours,” my latest at The Nation (via jessicavalenti)
March 2013
73 posts
